The slandering skills employed by some unscrupulous merchants regarding fake and shoddy products (伪劣产品善用的诋毁技巧)


我只是个老实人,妖魔鬼怪快离开

I'm just an honest person. Demons and monsters, go away!

引言:

有些狗东西,拿个卫星跑我头顶上窃取商业机密和设计图以后,进行二次伪原创,然后跑来跟我撕逼竞争。还嬉皮笑脸的骂我原创是垃圾,悲愤交加。他们研发不行,但是搞节奏的手段有的事。以下为您介绍他们惯用的手段


手段:


挑拨刺激(扮演中间人角色,在两头煽风点火,寻衅滋事)


谴责(兵分两路,跑到双边站队谴责,扩大事态,恶性吸引人气)


虚张声势(拿着别人的名号,说着别人的事迹,装着自己的B,可能让他们骗到些人)


颠倒黑白(说原创产品垃圾,翻版产品优秀,以得到更多的金钱与物资)


装好人(将掠夺的物资发放给其他人,笼络新人)


委屈屈找理由(将恶性事件降级化,我只是太喜欢你了所以才会强奸你)


安抚事件(对事情装模做样,虚假承诺,原谅我,我以后一定会对你好的)


煽动群众(将活人杀死后变成鬼魂,派出来一起说鬼话,杀死更多的活人)


撇清干系(公司注销,提桶跑路,法人担责,资方撕逼)


横批:


给我当处女了,苟安行为,没什么好佩服的。几个苟安把些人都给揉碎了,其还想跑来拿捏我一下。以后遇到事情,直接对比以上的,好好分析下能不能对应上,以免被骗。


解决方法:


不如他们这几年从我这窃取的东西。打以上的玩意,我只用赢一次,就是拿回我自己的东西。要不是因为我没加入那该死的中国脑计划,没有卫星量子脑机接口使用权,信息被对方垄断,我早把事情结束了。只要能把思维窃取结束,把答案遮起来,苟安的东西,我的东西我还有几百个。


小结:


一帮打工仔遇上改革春风吹满地学会了点少林功夫让老外说了几句中国话脸上洋溢着娃娃脸唱着夜空中最亮的星成为龙的传人。


辩驳:


涂鸦式发明(谁允许他们在我专利上涂鸦的,请更换结构)


情绪化投资(视金钱为粪土,识粪土为金钱)


类比法诉讼(撕逼型辩论)


精神病你给我说话注意点(我都精神病了你让我说话注意点?)


旁白:


我人生中遇到最大的挫折就是遇到一帮傻X搅屎,硬是把我简单的计划搅和乱了,让一部爽文剧变成了窝囊废的逆袭。混蛋们什么都没干,却表现的高高在上,好像是他对我的仁慈才有了我发育的空间。蠢货对我指手画脚,对其驳斥,反而把我树立成了一个傻X和蛮不讲理的小人。整套计划都是我的,被抄袭以后,怎么显得我一文不值。


Introduction:

There are some scumbags who, using a satellite, steal my business secrets and design drawings. Then they create secondary pseudo-original works and come to pick a fight with me and compete. They even mock my original work as trash with a sneer on their faces. I'm filled with both grief and indignation. They are not good at research and development, but they have plenty of ways to stir up trouble. Below are the means they commonly use.

Means:

Provoking and instigating (Playing the role of an intermediary, fanning the flames at both ends and provoking trouble)

Condemning (Dividing into two groups, taking sides at both ends to condemn, expanding the situation and maliciously attracting attention)

Bluffing (Using others' names, talking about others' deeds, acting pretentious, and possibly deceiving some people)

Reversing right and wrong (Claiming that the original product is trash and the knockoff product is excellent in order to obtain more money and materials)

Pretending to be a good person (Distributing the plundered materials to others to win over new people)

Making excuses while looking wronged (Downplaying a malicious event, like saying "I raped you just because I like you too much")

Pacifying the incident (Pretending to care about the matter, making false promises, saying "Forgive me, I will definitely treat you well in the future")

Inciting the masses (Killing living people and turning them into ghosts, sending them out to spread falsehoods and killing more living people)

Dodging responsibility (Canceling the company, running away with the money, making the legal person take the blame, and having the investors quarrel)

Horizontal Inscription:

They act like they're innocent while being cowardly and despicable. There's nothing to admire about them. These cowards have crushed some people, and they still want to try to control me. In the future, when encountering things, directly compare with the above and carefully analyze whether they match to avoid being deceived.

Solutions:

It's not as much as what they've stolen from me in recent years. To deal with these people, I only need to win once, which is to get back what belongs to me. If it weren't for the fact that I didn't join that damned Chinese Brain Project and don't have the right to use the satellite quantum brain-computer interface, and the information is monopolized by the other side, I would have already ended the matter. As long as the stealing of thoughts can be stopped and the answers can be covered up, I still have hundreds of things that are mine and were taken by those cowards.

Summary:

A group of wage earners, riding on the spring breeze of reform, have learned some Shaolin kung fu, made foreigners speak some Chinese, with innocent faces, singing "The Brightest Star in the Night Sky" and claiming to be descendants of the dragon.

Rebuttal:

Graffiti-style invention (Who allowed them to scribble on my patent? Please change the structure.)

Emotional investment (Regarding money as dirt, and regarding dirt as money)

Analogy-based litigation (Argumentative debate)

If you think I'm crazy, watch what you say! (I'm crazy, and you're asking me to watch what I say?)

Narrator:

The biggest setback in my life is encountering a group of idiots who mess things up. They have forcefully disrupted my simple plan, turning what could have been an exciting story into a loser's counterattack. Those bastards have done nothing, but they act superior, as if it's their mercy that has given me room to develop. Stupid people give me orders, and when I refute them, they instead portray me as an idiot and an unreasonable villain. The whole plan is mine, but after it was plagiarized, it makes me seem worthless.


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